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You: I have a funny baby joke!
You: What's more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
Stranger: Stapling alive ones ^^
You: Yeah, that and then RIPPING THEM BACK OFF!!! ^o^/
Stranger: Wooooo!
My favorite hobby!
You: RRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
Stranger: Then they cry, and you have to slap them and tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP! :D
You: AND THEN YOU DRIVE A NAIL GUN THROUGH THE SOFT SPOT IN THEIR HEAD AND THEN THEY SHRI:L!!!!!!!! >w<
Stranger: Then, BAM, dead.
You: And then you take them out back and blast them with your colt .45!
Stranger: Woop! My favorite.
You: And then you blast them with a fully automatic shotgun and see their head pop like a watermelon!
You: And then you staple the giblets back on the wall!
You: Then you stick it in the microwave for over 9000 seconds and tehn you maek baby jerky!
You: And then you just go to the baby store and start the fun all over again! >w<
You: So, what's your bebbies storie? XD
Stranger: Yes, my bed, is my baby store.
You: YUM NUMMY! I MUST BE GOING NAO! I MUST MAKE MOAR BEBBY JERKKKY!!!!!! >O<
